you just hate me because several life times ago I drowned you in the lake and got away with it
STOP SCROLLING THIS IS A PAINTING
this is not even an internet persona i am just like this and i think thats even worse
Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.
just know if i could crawl on the ceiling on all fours i would
*turns a perfect 180 degrees so that my cutting board-flat ass is facing you* *i walk away with feminine swagger but masculine contempt*
im letting the days go by and i dont even have a beautiful house or a beautiful wife
i want to be a conventionally attractive wealthy skinny ciswoman so i can go on the bachelor and make it all the way thru the competition, and when the guy proposes to me i just like leap towards him and close my teeth around his neck and bite as hard as i can. just absolute animal brutality like shaking his neck like a ragdoll, growling ripping tearing etc, and then before anyone can stop me immediately run into traffic and die so no one ever gets the chance to understand why that happened
I do look like a hairless cat.... I admit it.
proof?
You're so forward..... *twirling hair*
how are you doing that
This is legitimately one of my faves because of how the voice pushes the H in "outta my head"

















